My friends, they love my intelligence
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
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i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
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EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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