Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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