The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
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