You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
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The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
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There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Let's get the cat blown out
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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