Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
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officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
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For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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