sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
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No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
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Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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