The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
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Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
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We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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