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(952): View more from Minnesota

I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur

(612): View more from Minnesota

Nice use of current day folklore

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(925): View more from California

I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs

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(973): View more from New Jersey

if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!

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(201): View more from New Jersey

Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.

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(817): View more from Texas

He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.

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(707): View more from California

I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"

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(425): View more from Washington

Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf

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(314): View more from Missouri

Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore

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(480): View more from Arizona

What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?

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