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last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.

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(404): last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy. http://tfl.nu/ky7z

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what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?

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(936): what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card? http://tfl.nu/bsy4

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the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side

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(425): the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side http://tfl.nu/wowf

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he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone

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(206): he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone http://tfl.nu/bnn4

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I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.

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(952): I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband. http://tfl.nu/celm

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(316): View more from Kansas

i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?

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(316): i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight? http://tfl.nu/82sl

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he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.

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(978): he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted. http://tfl.nu/bshy

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i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.

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(815): i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past. http://tfl.nu/fh9a

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you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.

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(734): you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you. http://tfl.nu/57kx

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You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.

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(404): You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control. http://tfl.nu/g1ps

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Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.

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(316): Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though. http://tfl.nu/dlfh

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Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.

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(850): Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids. http://tfl.nu/dauy

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I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.

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(650): I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words. http://tfl.nu/h8c9

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just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.

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(210): just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened. http://tfl.nu/ruvq

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You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home

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(804): You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home http://tfl.nu/m2o3

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