I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
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He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
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he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?