I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
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