And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
Randomize