Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
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well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
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Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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