she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
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Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
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I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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