I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
Randomize
