Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
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I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
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Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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