Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
Randomize