Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
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You. Win. At. Life.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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