i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
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Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
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Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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