Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
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not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
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Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
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