But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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