At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
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Do I have a choice?
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I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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