Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
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Why is your signature on my underwear?
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
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Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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