How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
You can't special order awesome
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
Randomize
