fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
another moral hangover. fuck.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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