Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
I need to sanitize my soul.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
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