There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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