Why are handjobs necessary in class?
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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