it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
you mean i was at the winter classic?
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
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