How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
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This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
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Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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