He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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