Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
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