return my video game
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
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