you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
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ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
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I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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