So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
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I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
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Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
tell me about the eggs
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