I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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