i wish starbucks made bloody marys
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
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its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
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You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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