I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
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On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
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Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
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