So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
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