There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
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just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
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Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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