There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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