when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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