You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Randomize
