The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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