GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
found the other keg... it's in the tree
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
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Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
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Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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