i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
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Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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