C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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