Small penises have feelings too.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
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