i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
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