I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
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Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
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Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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