I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
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Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
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The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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