I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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