i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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