I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Randomize
