yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
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