sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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