I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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